No list of the world's greatest resignations would be complete without a mention of Steven Slater, the former JetBlue flight attendant whose dramatic exit down an inflatable evacuation slide made him an instant celebrity in 2010.
Here's how it went down. Slater, a 20-year flight attendant, asked a passenger to take her seat as the JetBlue plane taxied to the gate. When the passenger continued to remove her luggage from the overhead bin, Slater approached her, at which point her suitcase hit Slater in the head. When Slater asked for an apology, the stubborn passenger cursed him out. That's when Slater officially flipped out.
No one caught Slater's tirade on tape, but witnesses say he grabbed the intercom and let loose with a string of F-bombs directed at the passenger and just about everyone else. Grabbing a beer from the beverage cart, he called out "It's been great!" before activating the emergency evacuation chute and sliding away to freedom [source: Newman].
Slater was arrested at his home and charged with criminal mischief and reckless endangerment. He plea-bargained his way out of jail and at last report was working on a book about his mile-high exploits while selling T-shirts ("Let it slide!") to pay off his legal bills [source: Idov].
Author's Note: 10 Best Resignations of All Time
I'll be honest; I don't have a good quitting story. Most of my employment exits have gone out with a whimper, not a bang. In the past, I used to move every couple of years, which was a convenient excuse to quit and start fresh. It was also a great way to avoid hurting an employer's feelings, even if I secretly harbored fantasies of hurting their vital organs. For the past decade, I've been a freelance writer, so if I want to "quit" a client, I just say I'm "too busy" right now. Part of me regrets not having moonwalked out of a particularly boring cashier job in high school while blasting "Beat It" from an oversized boom box. My only solace is that there was no YouTube in 1993, so it hardly would have counted anyway.
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