Bill Gates and Steve Jobs battled each other for computer supremacy for more than 25 years. Sometimes the battle turned pretty ugly. But at the end of the day, weren't they basically coming from the same place? They were both self-made geeks who got really, really rich. And they both seemed to be just a wee bit drunk with power. Hey, we're not saying it's wrong. If we were the lords of the technology universe, maybe we'd say these things, too. Can you guess which CEO made which outrageous statement?